Best Christmas Gift Ever!

Our daughter's 'young man' is spending Christmas with us this year. When we opened gifts this morning, this is what he handed Mark - Kali's father. Mark unwrapped the package to find this envelope. Inside the envelope he found this - 

Funniest thing ever! I don't know if you will be able to read the answers, but you can definitely read the questions. This was great! Way to go, Josh, for one awesome spectacular present! We'll get back to you after we run that fingerprint and criminal history check!